Saturday, June 6, 2009

Dear Diary:
Things I ate today:
3 egg whites
Granola & milk
Banana
Fiber One bar
Banana
Chicken croissant sandwhich
Veggies
Fruit
Cheesecake
Nachos (I feel cheated by this cheat. Was not the nachos I thought I was getting. Can I get a refund?)
¾ hamburger (Ok now this was actually good)
Iceburg shake (always a classic)

9 AM. Bloody alarm. Oh wait. I don’t have to get up now. Adam only does because he has the trainer. I can sleep until 10:20 if I want. But I should go put the last load of clothes in the dryer real quick.

9:30 AM. Stupid aching leg. May as well get my ass up. We don’t want to be late to the wedding and I’ve got oodles of laundry to fold, exercising, and also squishing into slimming garments which will be a real ordeal I’m sure.

10:20 AM. Laundry folded. Check mark! Bedroom is clean. (too bad it will only last for 5 minutes)

12:05 PM. Working out done wahoo! I actually did the Chalean Extreme weights workout and the walking workout video. Yeah me! And my leg wasn’t hurting too horribly. Actually felt really good. I’m actually doing something right for once! Mark it down people!
I’ve been so horribly lazy lately missing my workouts. Think biggest loser. If they can work out all day, I ought to be able to for a couple of hours anyway. Think babies and fitting in that wedding dress!!!

12:10 PM. Shaving. Nothing more annoying in the world. I mean if God wanted women’s legs smooth, well than he should have made them that way! Or is this more of the torture we have to endure because Eve was beguiled by the evil serpent, the evil serpent who was male. You see, we women really can blame everything on a man.

1:55 PM. Blast, we are just barely arriving at the wedding. Had this vision that we would be 20-25 minutes early, in time to talk to everyone and possibly help with last minute arrangements. And I couldn’t really blame Adam on this one. Too much leg acreage to shave, tummies to bind, and hair to straighten!
Ugh it just takes so time to look nice sometimes. It took a lot of time to squeeze this body into a Spank. Oh that lovely binding thing. I had the cutest dress that I was not going to wear because of my double pooch, but this amazing girdle thing makes it look like you’ve lost like 20 pounds or something. Amazing! I love a good SPANKing lol.

3:45 PM. Love weddings! (I'm so not normal) Couldn’t help but think of when Adam and I say our vows etc. Can’t wait to be his officially and vice-versa. Just love him so much and haven’t been this happy, well not every really. Sheesh I’m cheesy but can’t help being disgustingly cheesy about it.
Everything has been really pretty. Its been awesome getting to talk to everyone. I know most of his family by now. We had a lot of fun talking with Nick and Kristen (Adam’s brother and his brother’s girlfriend). We did keep hearing about how we should of just gotten married on the same day.
Was kind of interesting seeing a double wedding. Never been to a wedding in a Baptist church. Hope I didn’t offend Adam when I asked…

“Will there be that much Jesus talk at our wedding?”

Oh my, I am a horrible person sheesh. But I want it to be more weddingish and less like a sermon on that day J Adam did say he didn’t remember that many prayers during a wedding.
But I really am impressed with these 2 couples. Joyanna and Bethany are so sweet. Both marrying guys named Andrew who I think are both going to become pastors, hence all the religious stuff so it was really cool and understandable.

6:30 PM. We are storing the arches and some of the other stuff that we will use at our wedding. So cool! I really can’t wait for it to happen. I actually do wish it was sooner but don’t tell anybody! I couldn’t stop thinking about it at the wedding.

8:00 PM. Real soccer game! So excited for this. What an opening! The air force parachute the game ball in and a tanker did a fly-by right on top of us. Was seriously cool. My favorite though was watching Adam cringe as the famous David Archuletta sang the national anthem.
The game was good even though it was a 1-1 tie with the Colorado Rapids. It was pretty exciting and I really enjoyed Adam getting more into. Can’t wait to play together!

11:43 PM. Brad (Adam’s dad) is drunk calling to get back at Adam from Halloween........
“I love you. I’m so glad you are my son Adam. Can I talk to Holly?”
“Hi Brad.”
“Hi hon. I just want you to know I really love you hon.”
“Are you drinking Brad?”
“ I just wanted to call and tell you that I love you guys.”
“Well, uh we love you too!”
Oh man, just reminded me of last Saturday at the retreat. I texted him by mistake instead of Adam about how much I missed him and loved him blah blah blah. Seriously almost put something inappropriate as joke, so glad I didn’t! Good thing I didn’t send a pic of my chest or anything!
I already get so embarrassed around his family sometimes, not that its hard. I don’t get offended, but embarrassed at the drop of a hat. Adam made a comment that he likes to slap my ass, and he was just joking, but they all assume he means during a certain time so it’s a big joke now.
Oh Crap. Camera is in back seat of Adam’s car. My honey loves me! If only that cold sore would go away so I could kiss those lips!
“Honey, can you go get the camera? I’ll let you touch my boobies all you want.”
“Like you don’t let me already.” (crap, hes on to me now…need new thing to barter with…..)
He has such a one-track mind, definitely a boob man. Was trying to have serious conversation with him about graduation at his brother’s graduation the other night and Adam answers back “I can see your cleavage.” Lol he makes me laugh. Truely salt of the earth. I know he would do anything for me.